witty banter.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go
Matthew Gray Gubler (via deidreelliott)

rodaintshit:

Shoutout to the ladies with thick thighs

hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

thefrogman:

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Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.

Benjamin Franklin (via vitael)

Best quote ever

(via stay-alive4urdreams)

unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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kintergarden:

walking into the living room high as fuck

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