witty banter.

Ok I am not a misandrist or anything, but I would never vote for a male running for president. Everyone knows their jobs are fixing cars and sinks, it just wouldn’t be plausible to think they could make the decisions for the country. And if they’re spending all their time trying to be politicians then who is gonna mow the lawns and move heavy things? I’m not belittling them, those jobs are important too but things work because everyone has their place!

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

randibutlerphotography:

"Wes Anderson Inspired Still Life" - Randi Butler.2014(x)

randibutlerphotography:

"Wes Anderson Inspired Still Life" - Randi Butler.2014
(x)

I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.

Roald Dahl   (via fuckinq)

Life fricking motto.

(via kyrafic)

thefreshprinceofbelarus:

why is there a question mark

thefreshprinceofbelarus:

why is there a question mark

bandagedbrunet:

stunnerpony:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

bandagedbrunet:

stunnerpony:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

image

I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.

image

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

Photoshoot: Scarlett Johansson for Glamour USA May [HQ]

jonbutter:

[aziz ansari voice] nooooooooooooooo

marinashutup:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

#PREACH

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"